Kids Say The Darndest Things!

I thought I would share some of the funny and or bratty things that Stetson has said to us lately. He cracks me up! He loves to laugh and to say silly things to make us laugh too!

I was in the bathroom putting mascara yesterday and had taken off my glasses and put them in the sink. Stetson stood up on his Elmo stool and tried to get my glasses. I said, "Do NOT touch mommy's glasses. That's a BIG no no!" He looks up at me and says, " 1...2...3...4...go to HIME-OUT NOW mommy. BAD no no"!! (hime-out = time-out so apparently I was in trouble!)

That same morning he wanted a biscuit for breakfast. We had made biscuits the night before for dinner but they were all gone so I told him we didn't have any more! He says, "Mom, I NEED a bisc in my MOUTH'!!

The other morning (he is always full of mischief in the mornings), he goes into our bathroom and dumps baby shampoo all over the rug! I said, "Stetson, go sit in time-out until' I come and get you. Shut the door and stay there while I clean this mess up!" He starts bawling and says, "BUT I SORRY MOMMY!" If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!!

And lastly, this one isn't G rated so you might want to stop reading now! He was in his room and I could hear him saying sh@# over and over. His door was closed so I decided to lean up against it and listen to exactly what he was saying and this is what I heard..."No say shit. Bad no no. Say shoot! Shit bad no no!" At least he is getting the point!

Here's the cute little stink enjoying his new bath toys he got for Christmas from Grandpa Roly and Grandma Chelle!